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Navigating Jerusalem

There is no such thing as downhill in Jerusalem. The entire city is uphill- it seems that way, anyway. While it is not overly large, the steep climbs on slippery stones quickly create glutes of steel. So, it’s best to get savvy with some public transportation. [Pro tip: Public transportation closes down on shabbat. TheContinueContinue reading “Navigating Jerusalem”

Sebastian Inlet

Talk about a place with a lot of options. Fishing the Atlantic has proven to be quite exciting in ways I would not have expected. People are able to surf, big sport fishing exists just a mile from shore, and turtle nests cover the beaches- oh, and there is a lot less red tide rightContinueContinue reading “Sebastian Inlet”

My Top 4 Department Stores

I am a department store SAVAGE. I prosper at clearance racks at the end of seasons. Shopping in Sarasota and other little boutique-y American towns is balls of fun, but the sales at department stores have me throwin’ that dough in slow motion as soon as I walk in the door. So until I makeContinueContinue reading “My Top 4 Department Stores”

Party Boat Review

Big fishing party boats aren’t my preferred method of fishing, but it’s something different to do and I like the company. My dad and I have done a variety of private fishing charters, sport fishing, and group deep-sea fishing boats. Private charters can be hit or miss. Sport fishing is an incredible experience but canContinueContinue reading “Party Boat Review”

Not So Yboring

I’m a big fan of stay-cations. So underrated. Traveling is great but I get stress hives, it leaves me feeling empty at home, and my bank account has a little panic attack. We all live in a place that someone, somewhere wants to visit. Except, sometimes, ourselves. We often overlook the novelties of our ownContinueContinue reading “Not So Yboring”

Don’t Be a Broke Hoe

I’m tired of millennials always being broke. Y’all are broke for one reason: you spend money as if you can go get more from your childhood Barbie cash register plastic credit cards. You want to live a life of travel and wild adventure, but you have a chronic condition called open wallet, empty pocket syndrome.ContinueContinue reading “Don’t Be a Broke Hoe”

Hoosier in a Hurricane

People really crawl out of the walls. Usually it happens when you post a good selfie, you win the Powerball, or get famous for being a dumbass on the evening news. I was going to be done with blogging forever, but the hurricane experts in Indiana have pulled me out of young retirement. Here isContinueContinue reading “Hoosier in a Hurricane”

Sari Not Sorry

I’m currently sitting on a bus for the five-hour ride we have to Dehli, so I have some time to give you all a little more in-depth recount of the last few days. On Wednesday we flew to Jaipur, which is much less hectic and alarming than Mumbai. There are more animals running around, butContinueContinue reading “Sari Not Sorry”

Upchuck & Away!

I woke up at 4:30 a.m. local time (7:00 p.m. at home) wide awake, listening to the crows, airplanes, and honking for 3 hours. That’s when it hit me- like a semi. As I was hurling my stomach into the toilet, I was trying to think of what ungodly object I had consumed inContinueContinue reading “Upchuck & Away!”

The Cool Dad

I ponied up and told my dad about India and it went…. opposite of how I expected. Parents can have one of two reactions when their child drops a bomb on them: they can support them even if they are dumb beyond measure, or they can lose their marbles and still not change the situation.ContinueContinue reading “The Cool Dad”