How to Buy Affordable Designer Eyeglass Frames

Designer glasses for a cheap girl- it’s an art. Paying for glasses is expensive even with insurance. People pay way too much for plastic and screws, but I have a few money-saving secrets to fit your eyes and wallet. I’m really just here to upset the eyeglass monopoly. Not only have I been accustomed to a lifetimeContinueContinue reading “How to Buy Affordable Designer Eyeglass Frames”

My First Autopsy

I was a morbid kid. Growing up, my favorite movie was My Girl and it sparked an interest in me to be a funeral home beautician. Clearly, that is not a realistic life path and my natural, social-butterfly instinct definitely suggested I should spend more time conversing with the living. But even in college asContinueContinue reading “My First Autopsy”

Navigating Jerusalem

There is no such thing as downhill in Jerusalem. The entire city is uphill- it seems that way, anyway. While it is not overly large, the steep climbs on slippery stones quickly create glutes of steel. So, it’s best to get savvy with some public transportation. [Pro tip: Public transportation closes down on shabbat. TheContinueContinue reading “Navigating Jerusalem”

My Top 4 Department Stores

I am a department store SAVAGE. I prosper at clearance racks at the end of seasons. Shopping in Sarasota and other little boutique-y American towns is balls of fun, but the sales at department stores have me throwin’ that dough in slow motion as soon as I walk in the door. So until I makeContinueContinue reading “My Top 4 Department Stores”

Party Boat Review

Big fishing party boats aren’t my preferred method of fishing, but it’s something different to do and I like the company. My dad and I have done a variety of private fishing charters, sport fishing, and group deep-sea fishing boats. Private charters can be hit or miss. Sport fishing is an incredible experience but canContinueContinue reading “Party Boat Review”

Hoosier in a Hurricane

People really crawl out of the walls. Usually it happens when you post a good selfie, you win the Powerball, or get famous for being a dumbass on the evening news. I was going to be done with blogging forever, but the hurricane experts in Indiana have pulled me out of young retirement. Here isContinueContinue reading “Hoosier in a Hurricane”